Saturday, 22 September 2007

It's A Wonder I Managed To Log In Here

And that is only because it came up automatically with my google address and password in the login box. Had it not been for that, I would still be flailing with email address and password combinations for the foreseeable future.

Anyway yes, the point of that paragraph can be more succinctly wrote as "I haven't updated this shit in a while". I could embellish on the reasons for this by creating an intense regaling of international, top secret black-ops missions that I may or may not have participated in over the summer. But I won't do that to you. And MI6 won't let me.

But yeah, this post is for two reasons:

1. Too prompt me to update and
2. See how well I write when I need a piss very badly

Oh man, I just felt the universal throbbing of the bladder when it wants to empty and it feels like piss is 3/4 of the way down your cock. I say universal, I don't actually know of course. I also wonder if women feel the same kind of thing sans cock but mit minge.

Oh yes, three languages combined to form a coherent sentence.

Right, going for a main vein drain.

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