Karaoke

It's catnip for drunk people. Look at her go.


Websters defines it as:

Karaoke

Noun

1. Singing popular songs accompanied by a recording of an orchestra (usually in bars or nightclubs).

I define it as:

Karaoke

Noun

1. A form of torture outlawed in the American constitution by the line forbidding 'cruel and unusual punishment'
2. An advantage to being deaf

See also: Suicide

But really, what is the point in it? All it does is anger anybody in the vicinity who is actually capable of walking, communicating or generally making sense. And those who can't walk, communicate or talk in a sensical fashion are usually the ones who end up singing. If I'm out, I don't want to hear some cloth-eared bint screeching along with Shania Twain three verses out of time.

What would make it more interesting however is if you could shoot at them and they have to dodge whilst singing. It would be like them duck hunt games at the fair but you actually have a reason for shooting. Fantastic.