Right, I need to pad this blog out a bit, so I'm going to post two news stories I found amusing.
Now, this first one is only funny because I find the irony amusing. Obviously the guy deserves all he's got and is going to get, but still...
BURGLAR FINDS KIDDY PORN, CALLS COPS
Monday, November 27, 2006 - FreeMarketNews.com
An Alberta man is now in jail allegedly for child pornography, thanks to the burglar who was robbing his home, according to a Canadian Press story reported in the Halifax Chronicle-Herald. Among other things, the thief stole a video camera containing "child pornography images," which he left outside a local church and then called an anonymous tip into the police.
Upon retrieving the camera, police discovered the burglar had videotaped his victim's computer monitor, which displayed "images of child pornography," with the camera. A note with the camera listed the address, and police raided the house and seized computer equipment containing a reported 13,315 pornographic images.
The arrested man, one William Mitchell of Red Deer, Alberta, is now in jail until his sentencing on Dec. 1. The burglary remains unsolved.
The second one is only amusing because I don't know anyone involved and have funny mental images.
Now let's see. Three, plain clothed men are walking up to her house and she spots them. The 92 year old bint's mind must have been racing from all the crack she's been smoking. Are they burglers? Murderers? Or worse, door to door salesmen?
ATLANTA, Georgia (AP) -- A 92-year-old woman was shot to death Tuesday after she fired at three narcotics officers trying to serve a warrant at her house, officials said.
Neighbors and relatives said it must have been a case of mistaken identity. Police said they had the right address.
Police said the woman, identified as Kathryn Johnson, was the only person home at the time, and had lived there for about 17 years.
As the plainclothes Atlanta police officers approached the house about 7 p.m., a woman inside started shooting, striking each of them, said Officer Joe Cobb, a police spokesman.
Assistant Chief Alan Dreher said the officers had a legal warrant and "knocked and announced" before they forced open the door. He said they were justified in returning fire when they were fired upon.
One was hit in the arm, another in a thigh and the third in a shoulder. The officers were taken to a hospital for treatment, and all three were conscious and alert, police said.
Sarah Dozier, identified as a niece of the woman, told WAGA-TV that there were never any drugs at the house.
"My aunt was in good health. I'm sure she panicked when they kicked that door down," Dozier said. "There was no reason they had to go in there and shoot her down like a dog."
Having to think fast, she did the only thing a drugged up, American OAP can do in a situation like that - she fucking shoots them. Not only that, but she hits all three of them.They of course gun her down and she dies.
Now as sad as all that is, how can Sarah Dozier argue against her being shot at if she instigated the firing? If she didn't have drugs in her house she surely wouldn't have been so eager to fire, especially at police who "knocked and announced".
Bloody yanks.
Anyway, mini rant of the day is out of the way so I shall leave you with some bloopers from Scrubs.
Enjoy :)
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